Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Perhaps to reach his humble abode.
But it was snowy and icy on that fateful day
and the middle of the street was no place to play.
During the crossing,
a driver was flossing,
unaware of the chicken ahead.
He slammed on his breaks,
but under the flakes,
lay the chicken, silent and dead.
Now we know to drive real slow
when the roads are filled with fluffy white snow.